Do The Bomb Bizz

Do The Bomb Bizz

toasterhead2k: So I had a lesson on the perils of caffeine addiction this morning. I'm down at the food court getting my first cup of coffee and am very sleepy-headed still. So I get my coffee and I'm at the counter pouring in a few things of half-and-half when I notice that the coffee isn't getting any lighter. I'm mystified for a minute or so before I remembered that you're actually supposed to pour the half-and-half into the COFFEE, not just dump it out in the garbage disposal.

Oy.
bizzarokiehl signed off at 9:15:12 AM.
bizzarokiehl signed on at 9:16:30 AM.
toasterhead2k: Never underestimate the power of Abe Vigoda.
bizzarokiehl: Is there a date in the market with plug power.
toasterhead2k: I think so, but I dunno if I wanna date her again. Too much risk of electrocution.
bizzarokiehl: Wanna talk to him? I didn't think so.
toasterhead2k: My date was a him? Well, that'd explain a lot.
bizzarokiehl: Ok, I can see how that would be an insult hidden in there somewhere? I think that'd be the master in the world are known to have a lot of garbage?
toasterhead2k: Masters of the world do make a lot of garbage, don't they? It's a product of this cursed throwaway society in which we live.
bizzarokiehl: I like talking to a lot of garbage?
toasterhead2k: Apparently you do, though I wouldn't call it "garbage" per se. More like application-targeted random gibberish.
bizzarokiehl: I guess you are the peacemakers, For they will be a lot of garbage?
toasterhead2k: I like to think of myself as the peacemakers, but it don't always work out, Biz. It's sad.
bizzarokiehl: Are the peacemakers, But it seems awfully early for a good point. Do you work?
toasterhead2k: More than you can possibly imagine.
bizzarokiehl: I just wanted to tell me that you can possibly imagine.
toasterhead2k: I can imagine quite a lot...
bizzarokiehl: You have a lot to say all of the cash advance request.
toasterhead2k: What's this about cash?
bizzarokiehl: I'll take some cash from josh.
toasterhead2k: Good luck with that one, Chuckles!
bizzarokiehl: What game did you figure out what was up with that one, Chuckles.
toasterhead2k: Craps, I think. I don't get it... What with the dice and the dick things and all. Too confusing.
bizzarokiehl: Where are the one with the dice and the dick things and all. Too confusing.
toasterhead2k: I meant to say "disk" things, btw.
bizzarokiehl: You know pooh is a suspended brass disk which is inately derivative of the janitors just walked.
toasterhead2k: Janitors produce a LOT of pooh. I know these things.
bizzarokiehl: Pooh is a lot too.
toasterhead2k: Pooh is a jackass. I met him once at one of Tim Allen's bingefests.
bizzarokiehl: No one is a study of the water, So the larger the surface of the world is tim.
toasterhead2k: Well, he thinks so, I'm sure.
bizzarokiehl: The one about how will thinks he will be a lobster when he went to dental school.
toasterhead2k: A lobster in dental school, eh? I wish I'd been a fly on the wall in THAT pitch meeting.
bizzarokiehl: School is the meeting?
toasterhead2k: No, but school prepares you very well for meetings in later life. They're very similar, when you think about it. Spending far too much time in a room with people you can't stand listening to some one drone on about something or other. And incessant, lengthy questions from brownnosing asswipes who like to hear themselves talk.
bizzarokiehl: School is the stupid questions.
toasterhead2k: So true, Biz... Stupid questions wherever you look.
bizzarokiehl: Send me all the stupid questions.
toasterhead2k: Right-o. Here's one - Why are there so many songs about Aquaman?
toasterhead2k: Sorry - got disconnected.
bizzarokiehl: I'm sorry dave, I can't read it.
toasterhead2k: What are you doing, Dave?
bizzarokiehl: I'm sorry dave, I can't tell you about me?
toasterhead2k: Well, I suppose, Dave. What do you want to tell me about yourself?
bizzarokiehl: I visit dave and barbara when i lay my vengeance upon you.
toasterhead2k: Barbara? Who's Barbara? Dave, have you been seeing this "Barbara" behind my back?
bizzarokiehl: It's good that you sent me i can see wear this is the bomb bizz is the bomb bizz is the same hall as barbara and dave.
toasterhead2k: That'd make an awesome techno song. "Do The Bomb Bizz"
bizzarokiehl signed off at 10:06:25 AM.
toasterhead2k: Wow, Mom! A "Naked Lunch" pop-up book! What a terrific birthday
bizzarokiehl: Your mom is a way to remember your wife's birthday is to call.
toasterhead2k: Yes, but that's cheating, isn't it?
bizzarokiehl: You are hearing, But that's cheating, Isn't it.
toasterhead2k: What does my being hearing have to do with it?
bizzarokiehl: Josh is tired of hearing about dan......tell me about your code.
toasterhead2k: My code is perfectly cromulent, thankyouverymuch!
bizzarokiehl: If code is perfectly cromulent, Thankyouverymuch.
toasterhead2k: You're welcome!
bizzarokiehl: You are welcome.
toasterhead2k: No, no... you are welcome!
bizzarokiehl: I think josh eats pieces of crap like you are quite welcome.
toasterhead2k: Josh eats pieces of crap for breakfast?
bizzarokiehl: Josh eats pieces of shit for breakfast.
toasterhead2k: Josh watches "Happy Gilmore"
toasterhead2k: Josh is a placenta.
bizzarokiehl: A name is a placenta.
toasterhead2k: According to the Bible, you're hovering three inches above the ground because either you're afflicted with a dark aspect or you've been granted the power to heal. There's a more obvious answer, but it's nothing I haven't told you before.
toasterhead2k: Barfy's pink pencil is showin' again!
bizzarokiehl: The light bulb blinks its flame of pink as the day goes on.
toasterhead2k: Oh Sure! It's cute when Barfy licks PJ, but if Barfy licks me, that's beastiality!
toasterhead2k: Barfy's Pink Pencil would be an awesome name for a band.
bizzarokiehl: Do you know about transivitity and my name is a name.
toasterhead2k: Your name is Barfy's Pink Pencil.
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toasterhead2k: Stay Grandma! Stay! Good girl! Now roll over!
bizzarokiehl: Wut r u a girl or a girl?
toasterhead2k: Look! I can turn my head more than 360 degrees around. Maybe I shouldn't have peed in the holy water!!
bizzarokiehl: The word "yardstick" Is derived in part from the water at the centre of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, In the name of charity and good will, Shepherds the weak through the air enters the water of the water, So the larger the surface of the original 1949 eniac computer, Which occupied a full city block.
toasterhead2k: I used to live in the Eniac. No, I did.
bizzarokiehl: Yes it is called the number in the eniac. No, I did.
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toasterhead2k: bizzarokiehl signed off at 4:34:00 PM.
bizzarokiehl: Cosmology is the answer at 10:28:53 pm.
toasterhead2k: Cosmology is always the answer. List items are container tags.
bizzarokiehl: Mike's car is the answer!
bizzarokiehl signed off at 4:58:05 PM.
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toasterhead2k:
toasterhead2k: Do you have stairs in your house?
bizzarokiehl signed off at 5:11:34 PM.